Oh, I’ve been seeing people posting on Facebook and elsewhere how special they are. Seems LinkedIn sent them a notice that they are in the top 5% or 1% of profiles viewed. Yeah, yeah. Bla, bla. Me too. So what?
Am I better than 99% of you because I’m in the top 1% of LinkedIn profiles viewed? Does this new elite status make me a better legal marketer, board member, blogger, Girl Scout Leader, wife or mother? If my profile is viewed more than Despina Kartson, does it make me a better strategist? If viewed more than Aleisha Gravit, a better organized and systematically logically thinker? No. My value and contributions to my profession are not based on how often my profile is viewed. This new LinkedIn status does not make me special, a best, or super, or whatever person. My value and contributions are based on my actions and my reputation. My work product, and my ability to showcase it. Being in the top 1% of LinkedIn profile views just means the spam-bots have found me. Now, do you want to buy some cookies or what??









The only thing I am missing by not being in the office are the treats from all the vendors that are piling up in our kitchen. Trader Joe’s did come through with these bad boys >>>>> So, for me, all this technology is a 2-way street. Yeah, my “office” is on the 47th floor of a high rise in downtown LA., but my technology suite also means it can be in an elevator, or at 40,000 feet, or at a school program, or by the bedside of a sick family member. This oh, so bad technology that keeps me attached to the office 24/7 allows me to leave my physical office and do the things that are necessary for me as a mom, wife, Girl Scout leader, and daughter-in-law, without compromising my firm, my job, or my role as a legal marketer extraordinaire. All this technology also allows me to stay connected to my family and loved ones, especially my kids, when I have to travel, or cannot leave the office. I love opening up my photo files on my phone or iPad to find my daughter’s latest collection of self-portraits, or getting to watch the school program that I missed. I LOVE
Not sure if you’ve checked your in-box yet, but there’s another opportunity for you to purchase an ad based on your latest ranking. Oh, I know you are a preeminently, super, best lawyer, but please, stop buying these ads. The opportunities appear to be multiplying like tribbles, or ads for male enhancement paraphernalia in my junk mail folder. Yes, this one looks cool, and that magazine is great, but no one, no one, no one, especially a general counsel, will base their purchasing decisions on these ads and rankings. I have seen a few RFPs asking to know how many lawyers are Chambers or Martindale AV ® ranked, but I am very skeptical of how and why that question got in there in the first place. These “opportunities” are all about playing on the lawyer’s vanity, and some company making money off the plaque, video, or ad. Not sure if you realize this, but they never contact the marketing department on these opportunities, because they know what we know:
Well, tis the season and all.